So, hypothetically speaking, if Bob were in a monogamous relationship with Schechter but still wanted kids and so decided to kidnap a baby, who would that baby be? Like, seriously, I need to know like right now. Because otherwise that baby is going to be Travis Clark.

JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN YOU GUYS?

Well, the long and short of it is: not well. Not well at all. Just the short list of everything that I've had happen to me in the last few months is pretty long, and includes emergency surgery, a cancer scare, and a dead cat. I've been so tired since September I don't know what to do with myself.

Well no more. I'm going to start taking care of myself. I'm going to actually try to do something with my life. It's a brand new year, a brand new age is dawning. I feel like something good is going to come. Expect to see something from me sometime this year. I feel epic.

I'm also feeling like I need to do an unfinished!fic dump, just so you guys can see I tried. But that feels like it's begging for attention. So. :/ Instead, I'll just say that hard as I try, I cannot write a Ghost of You AU with zombies.

No joke, I swear to god, I have seen Brian Schechter at least three times in my daily life, and at least once in half the things that I've seen on a screen. No. Joke.

This is just one of them:



If that man were shorter and ponytail-less, he would be Schechter. With a ridic heavy Irish accent. But he would be Schechter. This's making me want a fic about Bob the sailor from Newfoundland who was blown off course, along with his crew, who are all from Utah and ran to Canada to escape the law for something they did (they all swear it was Bert's fault). So they land in the little port town that Brian lives in, and the place is small, and the hotel is almost full, so the crew squeezes into what space is available, but Bob can't do that. So he volunteers to try and bunk with someone in town, and eventually he ends up at the pub and asks if he can, like, sleep under a table or something, and Brian is like "dude there's an extra room upstairs. You may have to fight Gerard for it, but you're totally welcome to stay."

AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE. OR SOMETHING. IDEK.

NO, SERIOUSLY. I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE THEM. Take them, burn them, adopt them, throw them against a wall and call them worthless whores and fuck them through the same mattress you tenderly made love to them on your wedding night because they need to learn a lesson, WHATEVER.

1) Bandom in the novel The House of the Spirits. Because Ryan Ross and his happy band of carny folk wrote this little song called "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban", which is not actually a reference to THOTS (Esteban being the central character of the novel) but I thought was in my sick-addled brain.

2) Okay this one takes a little bit of explaining. See, in French, the word for 'hide and seek' is 'cache-cache', which is pronounced like 'cash-cash'.
Therefore: the Cab as little children playing in the French countryside.

THERE. THEY ARE OUT OF MY HEAD AND CAN NO LONGER DO DAMAGE. GOOD RIDDANCE.

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From control_paradox

1) 1. What was your first ever fandom that you obsessed over and sloughed through in search of fics and other wonderful things?

Don't laugh, but it was Beyblade. Not even semi-decent subs of Beyblade. American dubbed Beyblade with all of its blatant racism and stereotyping and complete idiocy. And oh my god did I LOVE it, too. This was of course back when I thought fanfiction.net was the greatest site on the internet EVER, so.

2) 2. I stalked through your interests because I am a creepy: what was your favorite moment(s) in V for Vendetta? Did you BAAAW at the part where she was in the cell and found that letter? 'CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DID ;__;

DUDE I CRY OVER THAT SCENE EVERY TIME I SEE IT (even though some part of me is going, in the back of my mind, EEEEW THAT WAS IN THE TOILET EEEEEW EEEEEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW), OH MY GOD. IT SHOULD GET LESS SAD WITH TIME BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN BUT OH MY GOOOODDDDDDD. I get chills every time I even THINK of the "God is in the rain" line.
I also love the ending scene and cry over it, too. Like, the part when everyone's gathered together, en masse, against the government. It's such a beautiful scene, and Valerie and Evey's parents show up and the LITTLE GIRL IN THE GLASSES OH MY GOD. ;_____;
Actually I love most of the movie, even though if you think about it too hard none of it really makes sense at all. But it is beautiful and makes me cry and it is awesommmeeeee. ;____;

3) You got assigned lots of homework at school. When you get home, how do you procrastinate?

It changes on a fairly regular basis - like I've spent the last few weeks trying to figure out where the whole Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas phenomenon has come from (to no avail. The only conclusion I can draw is "anon_lovefest crack!prompt -> snowballing out of control", unless I just blame Pete Wentz). Um...I play a lot of solitaire. Like it's sort of ridiculous the amount of solitaire I play. And I write stories. Facebook. Creeperstalk some celebrities' twitters. Watch videos on thatguywiththeglasses.com and a whole lot of stuff from Spoony. And I take a lot of naps and try to figure out how to make various dress patterns.

4) What are some of your favorite TV shows?

I don't actually watch that much TV. I always forget. ._. Most of what I watch is British mainstream stuff, like Doctor Who and Torchwood and Monty Python's stuff. And Black Books, oh my god Black Books. I'm REALLY big on Eureka, even though it is really pretty bad. ._. I like this one show called Ghost Hunters that is way way WAY too melodramatic for a show where nothing, essentially, happens. I recently started watching Dead Like Me, but I can only see it on DVDs we rent from Netflix, and since my parents have been marathoning Dexter for the past million weeks, I haven't seen more than the pilot, so I'm not sure about it yet. And I like Mythbusters because SCIENCE AND EXPLOSIONS.

5) A cobra tells you the world is going to end, and you're going to help it go out with style. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Begin to wear mass amounts of neon and stop taking everything so seriously. Or, more likely, dump my drink down the sink and get a fresh one and then go find someone I know to take me home and watch me to make sure I don't start trying to peel my face off, or something. :D I DO NOT TRUST TALKING SNAKES.

I had a dream a few nights ago that Sisky had cancer and died, and when I woke up I was sad, because DEAD SISKA, but also because FOUR IN THE MORNING. And then I was even more sad because I sat there for two hours staring at my ceiling and trying to figure out how to turn it into fic.

In other news, school is beating me to death with the business end of a hammer, and all I want to do is read about how much Andy Mrotek loves him some Adam T. Siska and maybe write some Smalltown, and maybe throw in some Christmas, because I love Christmas and it just started getting cold and I want snow. Unfortunately I think I have read all of the Butcher/Sisky in the world and I can't seem to write.

Also me and Nora, due to circumstances and time constraints and other horrible things, had to drop out of the H/C prompt, and I am sad. But we will continue to work on it because vaguely steampunk arranged marriage Pete'n'Patrick FTW.

That is all I can think to say.

I think that I want to do a prompts post. Because that is a productive use of my time. So give me some prompts, and I will perhaps write you comment fic. Or maybe I'll just write comment fic anyway. IDK.

Hello everyone
I am possibly writing a fic about how Bill finds tiny!bb!angel Siska, who's been trapped on Earth by a madman who thinks that if he holds an angel hostage he'll get into Heaven easier, but then Siska explained to him how it didn't work like that and the guy tossed him on the street and he was homeless and crying and Bill gave him a hug and then took him home and was like "YAY NOW MY LIFE WILL BE AWESOME BECAUSE I SAVED AN ANGEL \o/". Only it doesn't really work out like that because then his parents kick him out and he has to move in with Mike and they have to find someone to take Siska in and they find Butcher on Craigslist and then Butcher and Siska fall in love. There's more substance to it than that (no there's not), BUT THAT IS IRRELEVANT.

I think someone should tell me who in bandom is a sekkrit!angel. Or just anything else you wanna tell me. That's cool too.

SO ADAM T. SISKA. Kinda tiny. Very adorable. Plays bass in William Beckett's Magical Band of Sparkly Metaphors. He is kind of one of my (many) favorites.

( Click for a silly thing that probably didn't happen )